Why Pants Are Overrated

First we just need to come out and say it. No pants are the best pants!

Why, you might ask? Well, here’s a list.


There are less impediments for your dance moves!

For example, you’d be way freer to do the George Bush than even W himself.

Or you could own a dance-off like this girl here.

It’s one less thing you can drop pizza sauce on while you binge-watch Netflix, amirite?

My Scottish ancestors had it right, your private parts need some air, don’t they?

For those of us that like a nice space bubble, a lack of pants keeps the people away, eh?

You’re never more beautiful than when you are au naturale.

Some, um, activities are just easier without pants.

In the UK, “pants” = panties … so.

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You can do just about anything online, which means you can do just about anything without pants.

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Cavemen didn’t need pants. Why should we?

Most importantly… We’re fabulous and we do what we want.


Comment below or tweet us @LitDarling and let us know why you think pants are overrated.

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