Twenty-Something Tuesday
[divider][/divider]If there’s one thing millennials are good at… it is navigating and thoroughly enjoying The Twitter. Whether you’re a Twitter elder or just now putting out your first wee tweet, we’re here to give you a run-down of our favorite online friends who entertain us daily in 140 characters or less.
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Jeremy Clarkson — @JeremyClarkson
Americans: If you wish to converse with a friend, don’t shout across the room because everyone else in the room isn’t fuc*ing interested.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) October 9, 2013
James May — @MrJamesMay
Honda headlamp, burning bright, Pierce the silken black of night! Let’s be frank, it’s more like this: A candle in a pot of piss. #6v #Poor — James May (@MrJamesMay) December 12, 2013
Amanda Abbington — @CHIMPSINSOCKS
You know you’ve eaten too much Christmas dinner when your wee smells like turkey… #fartoomuchinformation — amanda abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) December 26, 2013
Ronan Farrow — @RonanFarrow
Malala not winning the Nobel would be like One Direction not winning a VMA all over again (both dire setbacks to human rights in Pakistan).
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 10, 2013
Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re family. Specifically, the Lannisters.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) June 2, 2013
Ezra Koenig — @arzE
I used 2 wanna find a good girl with 4-5 device, now I just want a bad bitch with a power strip — Ezra Koenig (@arzE) December 29, 2013
yes i’m illuminati…but i’m one of the good ones. c’mon u know this — Ezra Koenig (@arzE) November 18, 2013
Prince — @PrinceTweets2U
there is no explanation 4 the electric crystal nighttime u just need 2 accept it as part of our collective sensual galaxy
— Prince (@PrinceTweets2U) October 8, 2013
1 time this little kid said 2 me mommy y does everybody have a bomb and i said 2 the kid i am not mommy i am prince how did u get in here
— Prince (@PrinceTweets2U) September 27, 2013
The Writer’s Almanac — @writersalmanac
“Sonnet” by Willa Cather. It’s the birthday of Allen Ginsberg, Larry McMurtry and Josephine Baker… http://t.co/GGBhQfZFPA — The Writer’s Almanac (@writersalmanac) June 3, 2013
Michael Indemaio — @indemaio
I like to catch you staring at nothing
smiling so slightly even you don’t know,
and then right before sadness,
I like to catch you. — Michael Indemaio (@indemaio) June 19, 2013
Your Away Message — @YourAwayMessage
w h e r e * is * y o u r * boy * t o n i g h t * i * h o p e * he * i s * a * g e n t l e m a n.
— your away message (@YourAwayMessage) September 8, 2013
John Scalzi — @scalzi
I am eating some of the best cheesecake I have ever had. Or to put it another way: UUUUNNNGGGHHHAAAH
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 14, 2013
Pourmecoffee — @pourmecoffee
With gays now allowed, look for Boy Scouts to be exactly the same as before on account of they are kids doing activities, not a sex club. — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) May 24, 2013
Arjun Basu — @arjunbasu
I used to believe in risk. In the immensity of the reward that lay on the other side of fear. Then I got hit by a car. I never got her name. — Arjun Basu (@arjunbasu) May 18, 2013
Random House — @randomhouse
6 Stories for the Science-Fiction Newbie http://t.co/Ix5oqULBuN
— randomhouse (@randomhouse) June 4, 2013
Common White Girl — @CommonWhiteGrls
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGrls) June 6, 2013
RuPaul — @RuPaul
My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes I just have to break it down for a motherf%&ker — RuPaul (@RuPaul) March 4, 2011
Always wear high heels because flats are for quitters pic.twitter.com/CXsSE3O1Vr — RuPaul (@RuPaul) January 4, 2014
History In Pictures — @historyinpix
Nancy Reagan sits on the lap of Mr. T, dressed as Santa, 1983 pic.twitter.com/5Ra22hVrsw
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPix) January 13, 2014
Robert F. Kennedy sleeps on the floor of a plane during his 1968 presidential campaign. pic.twitter.com/3Sgk5jPSyV
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPix) January 12, 2014
Kim Kierkegaardashian — @KimKierkegaard
Hermes Birkin bag, hand painted by George Condo. One of one. Christmas present from Yeezy. I carry it around like a sickness of the spirit. — KimKierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard) December 27, 2013
Modern Seinfeld — @seinfeldtoday
Jerry & George discover Kramer’s the subject of an insane number of Craigslist missed connections. Elaine gets a pixie cut. It’s disastrous.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 8, 2013
Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush, but suspects one of the levels is impossible to beat. “They’re modern day carnies, Jerry! It’s a con!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 28, 2013
Mindy Kaling — @MindyKaling
This holiday remember to kiss the person who chops vegetables, lays the table and opens cans. We work quietly but have vivid fantasy lives
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 26, 2013
Anna Kendrick — @AnnaKendrick47
Why do I HAVE to eat 2 or 3 french fries before I can take a bite of a burger? Does this unlock some kind of force field? Call Bill Nye!!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 17, 2013
.@kelly_clarkson This is awesome… be cool Anna, be cool… CAN I SMELL YOUR HAIR???? …..……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………dammit
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 10, 2014
David Levithan — @loversdiction
glow, v.: In a person, a visible manifestation of love or the anticipation of love. — David Levithan (@loversdiction) November 17, 2013
Beth Branch — @bethcakesblog
In case you missed it – Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie on the blog! http://t.co/zyy6274pFN pic.twitter.com/VT8NuWZGGT
— Beth Branch (@bethcakesblog) January 7, 2014
Sack-Vegas!! — @sack_vegas
Cold enough for ya? pic.twitter.com/F8G4BjpG7P
— Sack-Vegas!! (@sack_vegas) January 8, 2014
Darth Vader — @DepressedDarth
When I realize school starts again tomorrow pic.twitter.com/TdHYnVdLyw
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) January 6, 2014
