Kalyn is a textbook youngest child and Taurus who, according to her pals, fills the niche of "spooky gay" in her circle. When she's not answering phones at a tattoo shop or peddling moderately priced soaps, you can find her muttering in the woods, crossing the street at recklessly inappropriate times, racing the clock to meet writing deadlines, or reading tarot for her small business, Rabbit Heart Tarot. Her catchphrase is "There's a spell for that", and her idols include Liz Lemon, Helena Bonham Carter, and Tilda Swinton. She can be contacted by lighting sandalwood scented candles, arranging a circle of corn-on-the-cob, and whispering "D'you wanna watch X-Files?" into a mirror at the stroke of midnight.